President Obama recently introduced his new space policy in what is being heralded as ?one small step for a man but one ? what the heck is that? A giant skin tag??  Actually, it?s a 14 page document, written in pig latin, starting with, ?Allway ationsnay avehay ethay ightray otay useway andway exploreway acespay.? If [...]

Unless you live in your neighbor?s dirty clothes hamper, you get email. So, what if your friend sent you the email below? Note: Under the advice of the Longhorn Bar?s waitress (Yes, I know she?s actually a guy), I?ve added comments so you, the layperson, might fully understand the writer?s hidden meaning. ?Subject: My Dilemma/Help [...]

While you?ve been whining about the mess in your garage, patriot Gary Faulkner, who is endowed with the cojones of a Brahma bull, has engineered six single-handed attempts of capturing the notorious fungus and al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden. Now, don?t you feel a little foolish? I saw a picture of Gary on the Internet. [...]

This just in, ?The Japanese may have the answer to the Solar System?s origin.? Then again, they may have blown $200 million. But before I get into the core of this timely issue, let?s check your understanding of astronomy: T F 1. The Feds current tax dollar squandering is an example of a ?black hole?. T F [...]

I, for one, believe Major League Baseball (MLB) umpire Jim Joyce was right in making a boneheaded 9th inning call in the Detroit Tigers and Cleveland Indians game the other day. Sure, it cost Detroit pitcher Armando Galarraga a perfect game. Who cares?! At least it breathed life into the game. What could be more [...]